I'm the creator and editor of two humor sites -- errant parent and The Yellow Ham. I write for Story Magazine. My humor appears on The Huffington Post, HowAboutWe, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Big Jewel, Fathermucker, and The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature. You can read my writing and "poetry" here on this site, but I don't offer refunds. I sometimes do art and mediocre local stand-up. I live in Kentucky with my husband and two sons.