THE WEEKLINGS

Mad Men Eulogies: Roger Sterling (Reprinted on Salon and The Good Men Project)

Slamming The Screen Door: Dispatches From A Summer Unplugged, Part I

Slamming The Screen Door: Disptaches From A Summer Unplugged, Part II

Slamming The Screen Door: Dispatches From A Summer Unplugged, Part III

The Real Meaning Of Top Gun: Maverick And The Monomyth (Reprinted on Salon)

Labors Of Love: Tales Of Corporate Dropouts

104 Weeks Of The Weeklings: The Best Of Our First Two Years

This Is The End: The Weeklings Mad Men Season 7 Preview

The Unbearable Kindness Of Trader Joe's

Take My Hand Child, Come With Me: Saved By Classic Rock

Facebook: Where Wonder Goes To Die

Point/Counterpoint: Sean Beaudoin Vs. Whitney Collins

The Zen of Gen X: How We Went From Jaded To Sated (Reprinted on Salon)

The Slutshaming Trend: An Open Letter (Reprinted on Salon)

Power Trio: Three Songs That Best Epitomize The 1980s

Power Trio: The Three Best Songs For Parental Rebellion

 

MCSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY

Phrases Commonly Used By 1950s Housewives That Were Often Misinterpreted By The Housewives' Husbands As Blatant Requests For Sex

Similac Alimentum Advance

Generic Brand Nicotine Polacrilex Lozenges

 

THE DATE REPORT (Previously HOW ABOUT WE)

My Best Relationship Tip: Choose Your Battles Wisely Or Don't Choose Them At All

Seven Important Relationship Truths I Learned From John Hughes Movies (Reprinted on Glamour)

Five Reasons The Griswolds Are The World's Best Couple

Astrological Matches Made In Heaven

Astrological Matches Made In Hell

Twelve Things That Shouldn't Be On Anyone's Gift Registry

Five Things You Should Never Have At Your Wedding

Eight Dates That Sound Romantic But Aren't

Seven Relationship Milestones And How To Commemorate Them

Six Unexpected Perks Of Long Term Relationships (Reprinted on Glamour)

Five TV Shows That Will Reveal (Almost) Everything About Your Significant Other

In A Relationship, Whose Chore Is Whose?

On A Scale Of Invalid To Vocalist, What Kind Of 'Sick Person' Is Your Partner?

What Your Celebrity Crush Says About You

What Your Birth Order Says About You In A Relationship

15 Sex Positions You Can Look Forward To When You're Old And Married

The Real Reason Why Men Will Never, Ever Put The Seat Down

One Easy Way To Improve Your Relationship: Stop Doing Things You Hate Just Because Your Partner Loves Them

I Did It All For The Nook-y: How An E-Reader Saved My Relationship (Reprinted on Huffington Post)

 

THE BIG JEWEL

Do You Know Your Amanda Rights?

So. You Think You Can Dance.

Underreported Bermuda Triangle Stories

Movies Based On True Stories

How Bear Grylls of Man Vs. Wild Survives The Holidays

Contemporary Directors Do America's Funniest Home Videos

New Old Wives' Tales

Dress Codes Demystified

 

THE SPARK

Kanye Westminster's Dog Show Starts Today

Modern Proverbs

 

HUMOR BOOKS (Featuring selections from above, as well as from Errant Parent, The Yellow Ham, Loop Letters (all retired), Lexington Poetry Month, and others.)

The Hamster Won't Die: A Treasury of Feral Humor

Hank Is Dead: A Highly Unanticipated Sequel

 

OTHER PUBLICATIONS

Story: Kentucky Has One To Tell Magazine (retired), Arts Across Kentucky Magazine, National Tour Association's Courier Magazine

 

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AuthorWhitney Collins