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<!--Generated by Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.166 (http://www.squarespace.com) on Thu, 20 Jun 2013 11:46:59 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Home</title><link>http://www.whitneycollins.com/home/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:25:21 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.166 (http://www.squarespace.com)</generator><item><title>-</title><dc:creator>whitney collins</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:10:14 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.whitneycollins.com/home/2009/3/28/im-the-author-of-the-hamster-wont-die-a-treasury-of-fera.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">317357:3547060:3491383</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span><strong><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 260px;" src="http://www.whitneycollins.com/storage/IMG_2001.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1365193408760" alt="" /></span></span>I'm the author of <em><a href="http://www.lulu.com/shop/whitney-collins/the-hamster-wont-die/paperback/product-20400458.html" target="_blank">The Hamster Won't Die: A Treasury of Feral Humor</a></em>. I'm also the creator and editor of two humor sites -- </strong></span><em><a href="http://www.errantparent.com/" target="_blank"><span><strong>errant parent</strong></span></a></em><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong> and <em><a href="http://www.theyellowham.com" target="_blank">The Yellow Ham</a></em>. </strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-weight: normal;"><strong>My humor appears on </strong></span><em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>The Huffington Post</strong></span></span></em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>,</strong></span></span><em><span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></em><em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>The Weeklings</strong></span></span></em><span style="font-weight: normal;"></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>,</strong></span></span><em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong> McSweeney's Internet Tendency</strong></span></span></em><span style="font-weight: normal;"></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>,</strong></span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong> </strong></span></span><span style="font-weight: normal;"></span><em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>The  Big Jewel</strong></span></span></em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>, </strong></span></span><em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>HowAboutWe</strong></span></span></em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>, </strong></span></span><em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>Loop</strong></span></span></em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>, <em>The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature</em>,</strong></span></span><em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong> </strong></span></span></em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong><em>Fathermucker</em>, and </strong></span></span><em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>Story: Kentucky Has One To Tell. </strong></span></span></em><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>Lately, I've been doing </strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span><strong>local stand-up for massive crowds of about 20. You can follow me on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/theunpoet" target="_blank">@theunpoet</a> or subscribe to my public updates on Facebook <a href="https://www.facebook.com/whitneymartincollins" target="_blank">here</a>.</strong></span></span></strong><span><strong> </strong></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.whitneycollins.com/home/rss-comments-entry-3491383.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>